"WHALES HAVE NIPPLES?!?"-Jena
"Are you sure you're not gay? Because you're too good to be true."
"...Jesus didn't straighten his hair..."- Jena
"Circangular, squerkle." -Jena
"When I'm old, I'm going to have so many cats... I'm going to snuggle with them. It's gonna be like a blanket of living cats." -Jena.
"It'd be cool if sugar cookies just grew out of the ground" -Jena
Jena: "I'm pale like the Pilsbury Doughboy."
Me: "Nuh-uh, I'm paler than you."
Jena: "No, you're the Pilsbury Doughboy's albino sister."
"I want a metrosexual black guy" -Jena
"Can I buy you some tighter clothes and some lotion?" -Jena
Jena: "I would get a tricycle, and ride it instead"
Me: "what?"
Jena: "Like the Saw dude!! Except he could be planting bulbs"
Me: "Boolbs?"
Jena: "He could have a sack on his lap with boolbs in it!"
Me: "balls?"
Jena: "BULBS!!!"
"Gawd! He has more cleavage than me!" -Jena
Friday, November 27, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Jezus.
Sorry I haven't posted anything in a while. Not like there's anyone reading this anyway...
Well, Nov. 18, I turned 15. Yaaayy.
I'm pretty proud of myself. I've managed to stay happy with my boyfriend for about a month, which actually makes me really happy. I love him.
I got a soprano saxophone.
That's about it. :D
Well, Nov. 18, I turned 15. Yaaayy.
I'm pretty proud of myself. I've managed to stay happy with my boyfriend for about a month, which actually makes me really happy. I love him.
I got a soprano saxophone.
That's about it. :D
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